plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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