He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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