I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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