YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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