I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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