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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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