I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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