Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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