god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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