they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
