yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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