i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
