YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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