There is no way he is gay with that hair.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he was CRYING into my vagina
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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