And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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