operation harelip BJ is a go
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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