My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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