Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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