we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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