I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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