i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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