Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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