You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Randomize
