I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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