in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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