That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize