LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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