i don't like sucking hair
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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