Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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