I seem to have left my pride at pride
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
What a dumb baby whore.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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