You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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