There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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