I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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