Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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