It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
