I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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