david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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