420 ftw
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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