Where did you get a picture of my penis
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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