i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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