You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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