I must be too annoying 4 u.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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