I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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