ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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