Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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