Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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