i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ugly people sure do ruin things
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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