What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
