How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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