The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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