I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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