He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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