Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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